The Old Cunt EP

by Good Time Aussie Bogalars

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Recorded at the Bogalar Home Studio (2009-2013)

Guitar / Vocals - Old Mate Wooley Balls
Bass - Flames Brian McNamara
Drums - Bloody Kenneth Fuckin Oath

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released September 7, 2013

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Track Name: The Original Fuckin Theme Song
Alright ya bunch of fuckin sad cunts
Allow me to introduce the fuckin band

They are the Good Time Aussie Bogalars
The fuckin Good Time Aussie Bogalars
The fuckin Good Time Aussie mother fuckin Bogalars
The fuckin Good Time Aussie Bogalars

I like to wake up late, smoke the bong
I fuckin smoke so much from my home made chong
I like to suck it in my lungs, boy let it rip
Well I can smoke all day son, i’m off me tits

Im a Good Time Aussie Bogalar
A fuckin Good Time Aussie mother fuckin Bogalar
Im a Good Time Aussie Bogalar
Ahh Good Time Aussie mother fuckin Bogalar

Make a little chop (scooby)
Roll it up tight (scooby doobie doobie)
And pack a fuckin bong (scooby scooby)
And fuckin suck it in ya lung (I want a doobie)

When I wake up tired and im in some strife
I just get the fuckin vegemite with my knife
A couple of spreads mate nice and thick
The fuckin good old fashion vegemite, I love that shit

Cos Im a Good Time Aussie Bogalar
A fuckin Good Time Aussie mother fuckin Bogalar
Good Time Aussie Bogalar
A fuckin Good Time Aussie mother fuckin Bogalar

Good Time Aussie Bogalar
Good Time Aussie Bogalar
Good Time Aussie Bogalar
Good Time Aussie mother fuckin Bogalar

Like a cunt, from me mums is where I come from
You got a fuckin problem?
Take it up, Im gonna leave ya fucked
Cos im a hard little fuckin aussie bogalar cunt!

Hey? What the fuck are ya gonna do about it mate?
Hey? Its fuckin Australia hey?
Hey? That’s fuckin right mate
Fuckin take a piece of my nuts cunt!
Track Name: Sad Cunts
Hey cunt, who the fuck are you looking at?
Who the fuckin hell do you think you are?
You piece of shit, You fuckin poofter cunt,
You, fuckin don’t look at me that way
I’m tellin ya, I will be fucking on you in a minute
Ahhh you, you really fuckin shit me cunt
I will fuck all over you
Don’t even get me fuckin started
Ahh fuck off cunt, fuckin done with your shit
You piece of fuckin cunt

You’re a bunch of fuckin sad cunts
Ahh, starin all the time
Sittin round and fuckin smokin blunts
And fuckin eyeing up mine

You’re a bunch of fuckin sad cunts
You think you’re all so tough
You’re a fucked up bunch of fuck wits
And ill fuckin call ya bluff

So you’ve had a fuckin gut full
You think its all a bit rough
I think you’ve gone and fuckin had a pull
You look like a bunch of poofs

You’re a bunch of fuckin sad cunts
You wanna throw down, we’ll see
You’d better have your fuckin weet-bit
Before your fuckin with me

You’re a bunch of fuckin sad cunts
Ya fuckin bunch of fuckin sad cunts
You’re a bunch of fuckin sad cunts
Ya fuckin stupid bunch of cunts

Ya stupid cunt
Ya fucked up cunt
Ya wanker cunt
Ya fuckin, fuckin cunt

Yeah so im fuckin sitting there
and some fuckin idiot was over there
with his fuckin missus and that
and they had fuckin like 800 kids and shit
suckin down beer in front of the fuckin supermarket
I’m just walkin by tryin to get some fuckin snacks
and these fuckin cunts are like
hey you’re a fuckin bunch of sad cunts
I said get fucked ya fuck wit
Said the fuck are ya tryin to prove?
Fuckin got ya kids there and shit
You tryin to be fuckin hard as nails
You’re a wanker, he said ya fuck head
I’ll fuckin come over there and fuckin swing on
I said ya fuckin sad cunt
What the fuck ya think ya doing
Get ya fuckin head straight
Ya got no fuckin clue whats going on
You’re a fuckin idiot
I don’t understand why you gotta try
and be fuckin hard all the time
when ya obviously just a fuckin idiot
your obviously fuckin weak as piss and a fuckin sad cunt
but nahh, he’s fuckin tryin to come over
he’s pushin me around
so I fuckin kicked the cunt in the fuckin guts
fuckin smashed him in the fuckin teeth
I said take that ya fuckin silly cunt
Fuckin eat my fuckin cock you cunt

You fuckin sad cunt
You fuckin sad cunt
You fuckin sad cunt
You fuckin sad cunt

You fuckin sad cunt
You stupid fuckin sad cunt
You stupid fuckin sad cunt
You fuckin dirty cunt
Track Name: Pasty Cunt Blues
Well I got the pasty cunt blues mate
Yeah and that’s how things is gonna stay
I said I got that fuckin pasty cunt blues son
And that’s how things, thats how things is gonna stay mate
Thats how there gonna stay, but ya know
Everybody’s always so fuckin judgemental
Asking what ya gonna do with ya life huh?
Mate i’ll tell ya this,
I'd rather fuckin sit here and suck down 4.9 all fuckin day

Ya know cos, cos I look at everybody else and I wonder
What the fuck are you doing with ya life?
You're doing fuck all as well,
Ya all working the same shitty fuckin jobs
Doing the same fuckin shit every weekend
No ones got enough balls to get up there
and fuckin make something of themselves
No ones got the fuckin balls to stand up and fuckin be a leader
But everybody’s got the fuckin gall to criticise
Bunch of fuckin bullshit if ya ask me
All I see is cunts trying to tell cunts what they think about it
Well, I say to you fuck head ‘suck a cock mate’
Suck a fuckin cock you fuckin cunt

Well any way, while im fuckin on the subject
Its you fuckin cunts that fuckin fuck everything up anyway
Ya always asking me about how the fuckin music’s going?
and have ya fuckin got an album coming out?
When are ya gonna be on the radio and all that fuckin shit
What a fuckin joke!!!
Its you cunts that are fuckin killin the fuckin industry
Too busy fuckin sitting at home spanking off
Or fuckin trying to wine and dine ya fuckin stupid missus
Should be out there fuckin head banging cunt
Back in the old days you were fuckin out there getting loose
Weren’t ya hey? But now look at ya
Sitting around wackin ya cock, fuck stick

Yeah I got the pasty cunt blues fuckin
I mean, what the fuck do you expect hey?
Stupid fuckin idiots everywhere
Every fuckin where that I go
I’ll say it again mate
I got the fuckin pasty cunt blues you cock smoker
What the fuck you expecting from me hey?
I mean, what do ya think im gonna be?
The fuckin P.M. one day, fuck that!
I’d rather stick it her ass to tell ya the honest truth
Cos theres something about that nose that gets me going
Yeah but, you fucking couch rats sitting there criticising
Wouldn’t have a clue about that shit would ya, hey?

Oh well, hope ya all sitting there fuckin satisfied with ya selves?
Thinking about how good ya fuckin got it
Cos I gotta say, without you cunts id probably be happy
But ahh, no ones really going anywhere
and everybody’s fuckin a wanker, so ahh
I guess that’s just the way the fuckin cookie crumbles
So until next time you fuck wits
Eat a cock, get fucked