1. |
Jalapeño Cock Eye
01:20
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(Vocal - Old Mate)
Jalapeño Cock Eye
Yeah I don’t know who this cunt was
But someone told me a fuckin story about him
It goes like this, he was traveling through Mexico
Fuckin the shit out of every fuckin prostitute that came his way
He’d fuckin em in the arse, in the moot and the mouth
He didn’t give a fuck
He was bareback fuckin the shit out of em all
Jalapeño Cock Eye
So the cunt got back to Australia
He went and saw the doctor
Cos his cock was fuckin pusing out everywhere
They couldn’t find anything wrong with him
Till the looked in his fuckin cock eye
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2. |
Wish I Was Aborted
00:20
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(Vocal - Old Mate)
Wish I was aborted
Should have saved me mum some stress
Why didn’t they fuckin sort it
Then me old man would be less depressed
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3. |
Inebriated Beyond Relief
00:06
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(Vocal - Old Mate)
Inebriated beyond relief
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4. |
Cunt Ya Come A Gutsa
00:50
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(Vocal - Old Mate)
Cunt ya come a gutsa
Landed fuckin right on your head
Cunt you went front guts up
Screaming bout ya broken leg
Mate ya had a fuckin spill
Cunt ya come a gutsa
Ya handlebars are fuckin bent as fuck
Mate ya wailing around on the ground
like a fuckin half dead looking flogga
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5. |
Unsportsmanlike
02:12
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(Vocal - King Cunt)
I got a boat, I got a jet ski
Gonna chop down a tree
Chainsaw, metalcore
Going out bush to kill some boar
Southern cross tattoo
Shoot another kangaroo
RDO punch me bro
Bali toe lets score some blow
Ecstasy and smoking weed
Holiday on PCP
Oh me love you long time
Get some sucky sucky
I got a gun, I got a motorbike
Im very unsportsmanlike
Fox Hat, hurly shirt
Always make my chicks squirt
Living the dream
Particle ream
Custom mud flaps
You rippa
5 spoke bull bar
You rippa
A fuckin 2 metre snorkel
You rippa
2 exhaust pipes with one muffler
You rippa
You rippa
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6. |
I'm Grumpy
01:36
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(Vocal - Old Mate)
When cunts are talking fuckin shut the fuck up
Fuckin cunt im fuckin grumpy
I nearly ran down an elderly couple
crossing the fuckin pedestrian walk
Thats how fucking grumpy I am cunt
If any cunt ever pushes in front of me in the fuckin supermarket
Ill fuckin punch ya fuckin lights out
Any fuckin trendy cunt with some fuckin lovely looking bread
comes up to me at the pub and starts telling me about
what type of fuckin music I lead to be listening to
some fuckin hipster fuckin electro or some amateur punk
cunt your gonna be lucky to fuckin walk outta here
with ya fuckin legs under ya cunt
If the waiter doesn’t ask me for another beer
Ill fuckin glass him in the neck
Cunts in fuckin hotted up cars that putt along at the traffic lights
Im gonna tire iron ya face
The kids who play in the fuckin road
while their parents don’t give a fuck
Need to be taught a fuckin lesson
Any cunt who’s out there fuckin walking their dogs
and it takes a fuckin shit and you don’t fuckin clean it up
fuckin hell cunt Im fuckin grumpy
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7. |
Bogalar Cunt
00:44
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(Vocal - Old Mate)
Bogalar cunt
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8. |
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(Vocal - Rotten Ronny)
Its fuckin good to get one off
Girls are gone
I think I wrecked em
That fuckin brutal shit
Is gonna effect em
Ill kick ya fuckin hard in the clacka
Punch ya in ya fuckin head
They smell like fish in batter
But that doesnt matter
More fun than a finger in the bum
More fun than a finger in the bum
More fun than a finger in the bum
More fun than a finger in the bum
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9. |
Grown Up Lover
00:44
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(Vocal - Rotten Ronny)
Sitting in his lap in the car
Pushing me arse into his nuts
Got him by the scruff of the bar
Dirty old cunt will do whatever I ask
Or ill fuckin tell me mother
Whats going on with me and me brother
We’re such a tight family
Me uncle’s been jamming me
Grown up lover
First time that I fuckin cracked a fat
Fuckin pulled it out and told him what the fuck is that
Dont know why, I wanted him to touch it
And when he did I fuckin erupted
All over his moustache
Dribbled on his sack
And fingered up his crap
How fuckin good is that
Grown up lover
Dads brother
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10. |
Fuckin Loose Unit
00:42
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(Vocal - Old Mate)
Fuckin loose unit
Always off ya face
Fuckin loose unit cunt
Give me a taste
Im into whatever’s going
Smash it down the hatch
Hand over everything ya running
Give me the whole fuckin batch mate
Fuckin loose unit cunts eat ya face
Hard tripping mongrels keep amazing pace
The complexities of life never get me too flat
Cos I’m always too busy trying to find me next wack
And when its all too much for me and I can’t get enough
Im out there trying to find me next fuckin rush
Fuckin loose unit
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11. |
Mrs. Halls Gap
01:36
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(Vocal - Old Mate + Rotten Ronny)
Mrs. Halls Gap
When I be fuckin her moot goes fap
She'll fuckin love it from the back
She’ll reverse squeal grip ya sack
Flogged off in me bed
Flogged the 1985 magazine
Me old man fuckin had
Mrs. Halls Gap
Im going bush on her flap
All the Australian finalists are on show
But page 19 is where I load
It must have been stuck together there for a while
But it doesn’t matter cos I still got the 2 page jizz pile
I can’t see any fuckin pin ups down here
all I see is fuckin slutty backpackers
fuckin getting round in their fuckin wicked campers
licking each others vaginas
fuckin in halls gap its the fuckin pinnacle
and if ya can climb up ya fuckin rocks
with ya big fat hairy cock
all over the little darling’s
in their fuckin their fuckin little shity fuckin dresses
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12. |
Have You Got Herpes
00:50
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(Vocal - Old Mate + King Cunt)
Do you have herpes
Have you got herpes
Of cause you do
Of cause you do
Mate it’s all me me fuckin lips
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13. |
Registered Sex Offender
02:32
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(Vocal - Rotten Ronny)
When I grow up I wanna be a registered sex offender
Put me on all ya fuckin lists for ages and gender
I help with scouts and I work part time at the pool
Helping ya kids out in the showers, keep em cool
Hang out at the mall and I fuckin keep an eye on em all
younger the better fuckin older stupid cunts are fuckin cool
When I grow up I wanna be a registered sex offender
Fuckin um, ahh fuckin um, I cut me fuckin jocks, sex offender
I learned all me skills me stealing nickers from me sister
I hang with ya nan, sometimes she cooks me dinner
I turn the electric blanket on for her just before I finger her
When I grow up I wanna be a registered sex offender
I don’t care if its black white or yellow
fuckin doesn’t matter me, when I grow up ohh
Ill grab ya kids from the street and throw em in the back of me van
Take em for a ride and introduce their vaginas to me hand
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14. |
Mush Mush Mush Mushie
00:55
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Mush mush mush mushie
Shroom
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15. |
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(Vocal - Old Mate)
Thought it smart when she puts me through the ringer
Can’t she see that I’m not that type of man
I don’t know how it started
Or that way that I planned
I got an unhealthy obsession with occa flange
I fuck occa flange
And ill fuck it and ill suck it
and ill eat it, ill put a foetus in it
and ill eat her fuckin spagger to bits
I don’t give a fuckin fuck you cock head
Im off me tits, I fuck occa flange
No cunt will ever say I’m classy
Ill eat ya arse out after a dump ya fuckin mole
Im fuckin nasty
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16. |
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(Vocal - Old Mate)
Cunts are all fuckin pussy
I don’t give a fuckin fuck about ya
You don’t wanna fuckin fuck it in cunt
Ill fuckin tear it in ya
You fuckin wanna be hard
Cunt you aint fuck
Ill fuckin suck ya fuckin mums clitoris
Before I fuck
Ill fuckin get at it and hollow the fuck out of it
Every other cunt trying to like it but they don’t know fuck all
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17. |
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18. |
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(Vocal - Old Mate)
I aint got no fuckin cash
I aint got no fuckin green
I aint got no fuckin hash
I aint got no fuckin weed
Every cunt they owe me something
Cunts had better pay it up
Every cunts a stupid cunt
Gonna fuckin get fucked up
But let me hit ya fuckin ghosts
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19. |
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(Vocal - Old Mate)
Some would say she was half fit
Over weight with her neck tatted
Her teeth a car wreak
She’s got two kids
Every cunt would fuck her regardless
Go a few rounds now ya fathers
Head to toe in tracksuits, moccasins and bangles
She likes the wild life more than fuckin Albi Mangles
But id still let her fuckin wank me off at the bus stop
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20. |
Civil Tongue
01:19
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(Vocal - King Cunt)
Put that civil tongue back in your mouth
Fuckin drugged out
Fucked up washed out
Its kickin in its kicking on
I’m somewhere in Mt Dandenong
Mount fuckin Dandenong
Keep it in ya fuckin head
Put that civil tongue back in your head
Ill push you in your fuckin head
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21. |
It's A Fuckin Pie
01:43
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(Vocal - King Cunt)
Fuck
Shit
Vag
DIck
Balls
Pie
Cum
Bum
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22. |
Cya Later Love
02:27
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(Vocal - Bon Scrot)
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